
I’d say it was an honor just to be nominated, but, sadly, they haven’t yet invented a category that recognizes the year’s most obscure reference to an
early 90s PC Computer Game.
Support this year’s winners by purchasing numerous copies of their books and distributing them to family, friends, and strangers on the street:
Novel: Ivan “The Beltbuckle” Coyote, for
Bow Grip.
Short Fiction: Bill “Guinea Pig” Gaston, for
Gargoyles.
Poetry: “The Leaping Lanny Popoff of Contemporary Poetry” Daniel Scott Tysdal, for
Predicting the Next Big Advertising Breakthrough Using a Potentially Dangerous Method.
Special thanks to Kenneth J. Harvey, ReLit founder, who seems to be slowly creeping up on Margaret Atwood for the title of most internationally-recognized Canadian writer.
Buy his books, so that, years from now, you can look down on your friends with derision and scorn, roll your eyes, and say, “I totally started reading him, like, years ago!"